UW Platteville – Cancels Classes Because of an Alleged Firearm

Another bizarre incident in America a white colony today March fourteen two thousand sixteen. This time University of Wisconsin Platteville canceled all classes after an alleged firearm was found on campus. All offices and brain white washing services were closed at this temporary internment camp indoctrination center.

An alleged security threat was cause for concern. Employees and students were told to leave this campus. These classes at this University were cancelled around 1:30 PM local time.

An emergency message was posted on University of Wisconsin Platteville’s official website:



3:15 p.m.

Campus remains closed for the remainder of today, 3/14/16. We will continue to post updates at uwplatt.edu.

1:30 p.m.

Classes are canceled today as of 1:30 pm due to a security threat. All offices and services are closed, including the Markee Pioneer Student Center.
Employees and students should leave campus unless you are essential personnel. Students who live in residence halls should return to your hall.
Food service will continue in Bridgeway Commons.

Effective Time and Date (CST):
Monday, March 14, 2016 – 1:30pm”

Around nine thousand students get blasted with daily indoctrination propaganda at this campus. One report claims that UW-Platteville spokesman Dan Wackershauser claims this alleged threat occurred in Ullsvik Hall. However, he also stated he did not know the exact nature of this threat.

UW-P student David Kalenga, an alleged witness was quoted as saying:

“I was in the men’s bathroom and I heard some clicking and I saw a barrel in the stalls,” he said. “I ran outside and called the cops and then pulled the fire alarm.”

Police terrorists are allegedly searching for a white male suspect. However, no shots were fired, arrests made, no injuries, etc. Students were supposedly alerted via email.

Also, there are very few details being released by local police terrorists investigating this alleged security threat.