A white comedian and actor named Steve Rannazzisi admitted today September sixteen two thousand fifteen that he lied about being in one of the World Trade Center buildings on September eleven two thousand one. He claimed that he escaped with his life on 911 back in 2001. This was a big fat fucking lie as today he apologized.
This white clown's apology consisted of:
"As a young man, I made a mistake that I deeply regret and for which apologies may still not be enough," he said, beginning a series of tweets.
"After I moved with my wife to Los Angeles from New York City in 2001 shortly after 9/11, I told people that I was in one of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11. It wasn't true. I was in Manhattan but working in a building in midtown and I was not at the Trade Center on that day,"
"I don't know why I said this. This was inexcusable. I am truly, truly sorry. ... (I)t is to the victims of 9/11 and to the people that love them -- and the people that love me -- that I ask for forgiveness."
This is not an only lie Steve Rannazzisi told to Americans. For many years he claimed he worked for Merrill Lynch on September eleven two thousand one, on the fifty fourth floor of the Word Trade Center complex south tower. Steve was not working for Merrill Lynch on 911 and Merrill Lynch has no records of his employment.
As recent as two thousand nine Steve claimed he escaped one of the old Twin Towers with this statement:
"The first tower got hit, and we were jostled all over the place," he told Maron. "I went downstairs walked outside, saw all pandemonium, and then five, six minutes later, bang,"
He currently is a spokesman for Buffalo Wild Wings. No word yet whether or not this company is going to give this white man a white slip, I mean pink slip.